Gen X Survival Box | Funny Self Care Gift | Hemlock Springs

Everything hurts and everybody is annoying.

Finally, a gift box for the generation that raised itself.

The Gen X Survival Box is packed with seven full-size Hemlock Springs favorites and limited-edition products for aching muscles, overloaded brains, dry skin and those days when you're approximately one stupid question away from losing your shit.

Buy it for your Gen X best friend, your sister, your exhausted coworker—or say fuck everyone else and keep it for yourself.

We drank from the hose. Nobody knew where we were until the streetlights came on. We survived Aqua Net, waterbeds, smoking sections, Y2K and low-rise jeans.

And now we can injure ourselves sleeping.

Welcome to the Gen X Survival Box.

I put together a limited-edition collection for those of us who are a little achy, a little tired and perhaps approximately one more stupid question away from losing our shit.

Inside the box:

• 2 full-size handmade soaps
• Magnesium Soak — Lavender + Chamomile
• Large Arnica Rub
• No Drama Mama Cream
• Calm the Fuck Down Aromatherapy Oil — Lavender + Chamomile
• Calm the Fuck Down Herbal Tincture — chamomile-forward
• Special limited-edition packaging

Plus, apparently, instructions to:

breathe • swear • repeat

Gift-ready. Shipping included. No wrapping required. No choosing seven different things. I already did the work.

PREORDER — Ships November 30–December 7

This is a limited-edition preorder. Your box will be handmade and packed especially for the holiday season and will ship between November 30 and December 7.

$95 includes shipping. Only 20 available.