Calm Your Sh*t Candle | Lavender & Sage Soy Candle

When your brain won’t shut up

Racing thoughts. Tight shoulders. That low-level hum of stress that just won’t quit.

This is the candle you light when you need things to soften—fast.

Calm Your Sh*t blends lavender and sage into a grounding, herbal scent that helps take the edge off without knocking you out. It’s not magic. It just makes everything feel a little more manageable.

Light it at the end of the day, during a reset moment, or anytime your nervous system needs a break.

Why it works:

• Lavender helps create a sense of calm and ease
• Sage brings a clean, grounding herbal note
• Balanced scent—not too floral, not too sharp

Details:

• 100% soy wax
• Phthalate-free fragrance
• Cotton wick
• Approx. 11 oz | ~60 hour burn time
• Hand-poured in small batches

How to use:

Trim wick to ¼” before lighting.
Let wax melt edge-to-edge on first burn.
Use whenever life feels… loud.

Pair it with:

Grab the matching spray for a quick reset when you don’t want to light a flame.